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EuropeanUnstable $EURB

The stablecoin that refuses to hold its peg. Backed by nothing, driven by memes and market chaos.

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Live stability report

Real numbers from Jupiter (with DexScreener as backup). The gauge scores how stable $EURB is right now. Low is on brand.

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Depegged Stable
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Score = 100 minus the size of the 1h and 24h moves.

Depeg simulator

Paper trade a fake $EURB chart with fake money. It moves like a memecoin, so you can practice buying tops without losing anything. Not real prices, not real trades.

Chart is live. Pick a side.
Sim price1.000
Cash1000
$EURB held0
Net worth1000
Profit0%

The Unstable Oracle

Ask it anything. It has never been right. Screenshot the result.

"Your next trade is guaranteed to be a lesson."

How to get unstable

Four steps. Always double check the contract address on this page before swapping.

  1. Get SOLBuy Solana on Binance, Coinbase or Kraken.
  2. Set up a walletPhantom, Solflare or Trust Wallet. Send your SOL there and keep your seed phrase secret.
  3. Open a DEXJupiter or Raydium. Connect the wallet.
  4. Swap for $EURBPaste the contract address above and swap. Or sign up with socials on BagsApp and trade there.

Unstable-nomics

Total supply

1,000,000,000

A billion reasons to embrace chaos.

Community buybacks

You pick the timing

The community votes on when and how buybacks happen.

Roadmap to financial parody

Genesis of chaosDone

Contract deployed, liquidity pool live, first marketing push, first unstable souls gathered.

Market meltdownIn progress

Complete bonding, team up with other BagsApp projects, hold the first DAO votes on buyback timing.

Global financial parodyNext

Become the standard for non-standard finance and plug into "unstable" DeFi protocols.